Leave it to Amazon users to provide Kim Kardashian with some literary kriticism.
It’s been a little more than a week since the release of Kim Kardashian’s narcissistic literary achievement “Selfish,” featuring more than 400 pages of selfies from the self-styled “trailblazer of the selfie movement.”
So far, 163 reviews have rolled in on Amazon for the coffee-table book, and readers are supremely divided. Though the title has an average 2½-star rating, 34 percent of the reviews are five-star — while a whopping 58 percent are one-star.
The chief complaint about the book itself: bad design, with poor-quality photos stretching over the binding. Read on for the good, the bad, and the downright ugly reviews, including one that thought the book was just perfect — for starting fires:
The good
★★★★★
This is a fantastic book. Kim Kardashian is a beautiful brunette with large breasts, and she makes sure you get a heavy dose of that all through her picture. At $10, this is a fabulous price for the common man and woman. Kim rocking a bikini, Kim in lingerie, Kim in a halter top, Kim in a dress.
★★★★★
Love this awesome little coffee-table book with photos of the most beautiful and awe-inspiring woman of our day. Kim Kardashian West is a total goddess who I believe will [go] down in history as one of the great female icons of our time!
★★★★★
You get what you expected. It’s a fun glimpse into pop culture at the moment, a great gag gift, a great gift if you’re a fan of Kardashian.
★★★★★
So different than anything anyone else has ever published. If you are a Kim fan, this book is definitely worth buying!
★★★★★
Who needs coal for Christmas stockings next year? Here it is! And then you can use it to start a fire in your fireplace! Handy — thanks, KK!
The bad
★★★
The book has a strange smell — not entirely burnt rubber, but definitely distinct.
★★
I love Keeks as much as the next fan, but this book is so poorly done. The photos that spread across two pages are so warped by the binding of the book that they look ridiculous. The photographs are the whole point, and half of them are ruined by this layout.
The ugly
★
Horrible. Paris Hilton is much, much better and beautiful.
★
IMMA LET YALL FINISH ... BUT THIS IS THE WORST BOOK OF ALL TIME ... (DROPS MIC)
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